A maid of honour speech that is really about her
You know the bride better than almost anyone in the room, which is exactly why the speech is hard. There is too much to say, half of it cannot be said in front of her grandparents, and you want her to feel known, not roasted.
Tradition never gave the maid of honour a fixed slot or a fixed form, so there is nothing you have to follow. That is good news: the speech can simply be about her.
The brief asks for what makes that possible: how you met and how long ago, a story that shows what kind of friend or sister she is, what she was like before she met her partner and what you noticed after, something small she does that everyone who loves her would recognise, and anything that is off limits. You choose the tone, from heartfelt to funny, and the length in minutes.
We turn it into a finished speech written to be said aloud: an opening that tells the room who you are, the stories in an order that builds, a few words to her partner, and a toast to the couple. Plain sentences, no private jokes left unexplained, and nothing from the hen do unless you tell us it is safe.
We are upfront about how it is made. The speech is drafted by AI from what you give us. There is no call and no human speechwriter writing by hand, which is why it costs £49. The detail has to come from you: real names, real moments, the things only you would know. We do not make up memories.
If you are a man of honour, a bridesmaid speaking for the group, or sharing the speech with someone else, tell us in the brief and it is written to fit. When it arrives, read it out loud, change whatever does not sound like you, and practise the first two lines until they come without thinking.
Questions
Can it be funny without embarrassing her?
We write to the tone you choose and leave out anything you mark as off limits. We cannot promise the room will laugh. Nobody honestly can.
Two of us are speaking together. Can you write that?
Yes. Say so in the brief, with both names, and it is written as one speech for two voices. It is still one speech at £49.
What do I get, exactly?
The full text of your speech on a private order page, within 48 hours of payment, with one revision included.
A maid of honour speech for £49
£49 including VAT, one price. Fill in the short brief, then "Order and pay". Your speech appears on your private order page within 48 hours of payment. Bookmark the page: we do not email the speech. One revision included. Full refund on request up to 14 days after delivery. AI-drafted from your stories, and we say so.
One speech written for you from your brief: £49 including VAT, on your order page within 48 hours of payment, one revision included.
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